overheard: brachiosaurus on the bus

red plants in gravel near Clackamas River (March 2015)

On TriMet Bus Line 33-McLoughlin:

(kid behind me talking to his dad, comparing dinosaur sizes, abilities, etc.)

Kid: "Brachiosaurus was nice."

Dad: "How do you know he was nice?"

Kid: "Because he ate plants."

Dad: "Just because you eat plants, doesn't mean you're nice. I know a few vegetarians who aren't nice."

Kid: "Who?"

Dad: "You don't know them." 

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