|flowering branch against wire fence*|
True Story #1:
(on the sidewalk in front of the Central Library, February 6th, 2015, 5:50 PM)
Woman, 40s, long blond hair, to man behind me: "Where are you?"
Man: "I'm right here!"
Woman: "No, I mean where are you parked?"
True Story #2:
(on the McLoughlin/99E TRIMET bus #33, March 6th, 2015, 7:42 PM)
Guy behind me who wouldn't stop talking: "I lose weight every time I go to jail, yo."
*Anyone know what this flowering bush is?